Then that afternoon he went to the pond & saw the frog laying sunbathing on a lily pad the frog lift up his sunglasses & said I told you I'd make you look like a fool the boy scratched his head & said how did you know?
"consider the inside-out jellyfish caught red handed with an oily piano"
"That would be as terrifying as a duck playing strip poker at a church gathering!"
"wow... yeah that's true. the wind would be a turnip after that (if that was the case)"
"Then the turnip could grow into a skyscraper and tip at the slightest touch of a Pikachu and all those little goblins could play a game of dodgeball with the rubble and it'd be a massive slaughter party and would be wicked tubular!"