your mommas so poor she walks down the street with one shoe. And when people ask if she lost one she says no I found one.
almost 12 years ago
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yo momma's so fat, she passed in front of the TV and I missed half the show.
over 11 years ago
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Your mommas so poor I went to her house and I saw her waving an ice cube around. I asked her what she was doing, and she said 'air conditioning'
over 11 years ago
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Oh and did you get this from an app?
over 11 years ago
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your mommas so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids, she yelled "stop that Twinkie!"
over 10 years ago
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your mommas so old when they came out with wrinkle reducers try based it off of her wrinkles
over 10 years ago
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your mommas so fat when they had whoppers for a limited time she ate them all because she thought she didn't have enough time to get them.
over 10 years ago
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over 10 years ago
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Yo mammas so fat that she got baptised at sea world
about 10 years ago
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your mamas so ugly that when she came out of the haunted house she got a job application!!!!!!! X
about 10 years ago
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Lol these are all so funny and literally made me lol
about 10 years ago
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