Which show is better?

Lois: It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies, and sex on T.V. Peter: But where are those good old fashion values.... All: On which we used to rely?! Lucky theres a family guy! Lucky theres a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us... Stewie: laugh and cry! All: He's a Fam-ily Guy! I watch that show well enough to memorize the theme song