PUT CREAM ON IT
(Bite cream)
almost 11 years ago
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you chew them off with a stolen alligator you must obtain only in the amazon river, then go to Disney land put moisturizer on the wound and ask Mickey Mouse to rub his left ear on it but not too hard. After that you must make a flute out of a banana leaf and the bone of an extinct manajuma tribesmen and use it to call apon the ancient pterodactyl god Bazamooth, Bazamooth will challenge you to a game of chess. If you win the game he will grant you one of his sisters eggs. Crack the egg open and pour it on the wound. Make sure you pour gasoline on the egg shells after light them on fire then toss it into the Grand Canyon. Otherwise the shell will reanimate itself and hatch into a booodthirsty trogdolyte and eat you alive. Follow these simple directions and Voila no mosquito bite
almost 11 years ago
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@Max powers wow !! Ill. Give it a go!!!
almost 11 years ago
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@Max powers wow that is so simple!
almost 11 years ago
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@Max powers so true! But one way to that really works is after you stir something warm with a spoon, like coffee, press the round part of the spoon on the bite and it will make it stop itching.
WARNING: doesn't work on wasp/bee/yellow jacket bites
almost 11 years ago
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Don't itch it. Eventually it will stop itching and the swelling goes down. If you itch it, it just makes it bigger and more itchy
almost 11 years ago
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i put aloe Vera gel on them
almost 11 years ago
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They to away about 3 days later trust me I get them a lot don't itch them
almost 11 years ago
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Put ToothPaste On Them It Will Stop Iching
almost 11 years ago
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Take something thin&sharp like your nail&put an X in it. It'll go away within 12hrs and will stop itching immediately
almost 11 years ago
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@eCLAIREa your WARNING: wasp/bee/ect. Those do bite... They sting so no it does not work on stings!
almost 11 years ago
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Rubbing alcohol and anti- itch cream.
almost 11 years ago
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@Max powers is that even true
almost 11 years ago
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don't scratch it an put cream on
almost 11 years ago
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itch it for like a whole five mins after it will bleed a little but it doesn't itch after that oh and itch it hard too
almost 11 years ago
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i have about eight of them and you put like rubbing achole on it
almost 11 years ago
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Wasn't done xD you put a banana peel on it or put Caladryl. It'll stop the itching :)
almost 11 years ago
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scratch if open then put vinegar on it it will stop itching and go away in 1 hour
almost 11 years ago
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Well you can always go to the drug store and get Benadryl itch cream
almost 11 years ago
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Jump in the shower and burn it
over 10 years ago
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@saruchan wat w u profile pic? Wat is it?
over 10 years ago
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@saruchan its gross looking
over 10 years ago
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