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How do I stop Adolf Hitler from stealing my nutella?

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you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. This will summon the Lobster Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wet cement, preventing their escape.
about 7 years ago
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Rob
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about 7 years ago
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4689-3-profile-228372
The Nutella is worth it. Thank you for sharing your wisdom. This way I will make sure my other jar of nutella will not suffer the same fate as the first. He somehow passed the guards and avoided the snipers....it's a conspiracy....I'm sure they were all in on it. It turned out that Hitler was a safe whisperer.
about 7 years ago
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4615-5-profile-78509
......
about 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@AI13 lol thanks
about 7 years ago
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4564-2-profile-253827
eat it all or hide it idk
about 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@⚾Baseball girl ⚾ he steals it before I get a chance
about 7 years ago
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@⚾Baseball girl ⚾ and no matter where I hide it he always seems to find it. I think I might try poisoning it
about 7 years ago
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4951-21-427845405-profile-309815-0
He's dead so u shouldn't have any problems... Lol...
about 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@Makee-gee🐶💏😘🎨⚾ nah ahh if he's dead how is he stealing my Nutella
about 7 years ago
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4689-3-profile-228372
Put it in a safe. Hire guards to guard the safe. Hire snipers to scope the area. Maximum Security 😎
about 7 years ago
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figured it out YAY
about 7 years ago
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4689-3-profile-228372
Crisis averted for everyone then.
about 7 years ago
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4689-3-profile-228372
That mound of cement belongs in a museum...or a mall...or a library.
about 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@Personnn good idea :)
about 7 years ago
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4638-21-profile-312162
Kill him :)
about 7 years ago
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4593-22-profile-275258
Another gay question
about 7 years ago
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4824-23-profile-307627
@LizardCandy Ur gay This is a legit question Except fuckin Batman steals my nutella :(
about 7 years ago
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4499-14-profile-209984
Wtf? This may be a legit question but it's stupid and pretty much a waste of time.
about 7 years ago
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4953-1-427943543-profile-253802-0
@Max powers I have been having the same problem, but Osama Bin Laden is stealing my Peanut Butter! I tried your trap but with melted spoons and peanut butter, and it worked! You should right a book: How to keep dead terrorists from stealing your food
about 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@lenabuelow4 lol ikr
about 7 years ago
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4772-16-profile-250791
Guys gay means happy... It's a happy question😇
about 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@Peaches not happy for me I have no Nutella
almost 7 years ago
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4638-21-profile-312162
Buy new Nutella! :)
almost 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@Skye I guess I could try that but it will probably just get stolen again
almost 7 years ago
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4638-21-profile-312162
Hmm... kill him ;)
almost 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@Max powers if you scroll up and read my previous comments I tried that but he came back with a vengeance. Now he wants Nutella more then ever before
almost 7 years ago
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@Skye oops that last message was for you lol
almost 7 years ago
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4638-21-profile-312162
@Max powers That's maybe not a good idea but I would try to splash lemon acid in his eyes.
almost 7 years ago
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@Skye ok ill give it a shot
almost 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
Didn't work back to square one
almost 7 years ago
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4638-21-profile-312162
Hm... That's not easy... Hm... Have you tried to use stumble wire? And when he's fallen on the ground you should tie up him.
almost 7 years ago
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@Skye ill try it out see what happens
almost 7 years ago
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@Max powers Good luck!
almost 7 years ago
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@Skye thanks :)
almost 7 years ago
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4787-0-profile-158593
ohh so turn your best friend into o zombie but make sure the friendship is still there and then tell him to eat Adolf hitler
almost 7 years ago
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@💟Nae💟Nae💟 omg that's genius ill Try it out next
almost 7 years ago
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@💟Nae💟Nae💟 well I tried it and Adolf ate my zombie best friend instead. He even used some of my Nutella he stole to eat him with.
almost 7 years ago
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Nutella is so worth is :D trap doors,guards, gates, barb wire?, put it in a small black case with a lock that only u kno the code to and it shud be in this rlly huge place sorta like a mansion maybe or u can put the Nutella in a huge large book in a bookshelf. Cut a place in the book to fit da Nutella and then surround it with the gaurds and gates and traps and stuff 😏
almost 7 years ago
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4585-19-profile-190399
High Security. And I to top it off SWAT Team guards it..
almost 7 years ago
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4615-5-profile-78509
@Max powers no problem
almost 7 years ago
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4787-0-profile-158593
@Max powers wow this dude is hard core I gotta think this over again 😏😏
almost 7 years ago
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4587-21-profile-274987
stop trying to be funny hes dead like give him sum respect -.-
almost 7 years ago
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4499-14-profile-209984
@Lillypetals True that
almost 7 years ago
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4689-3-profile-228372
⬆ Do you know who Adolf Hitler was?
almost 7 years ago
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4638-21-profile-312162
@Lillypetals respect for Adolf Hitler?!?! Do you know who he was?!?!
almost 7 years ago
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4638-21-profile-312162
And what he've done?!?!
almost 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@Skye exactly!! he stole my Nutella, how can anyone respect someone who does that?
almost 7 years ago
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@Lillypetals give hitler respect? If you don't know who he is or what he's done then you need to get off heycrowd and go back to school and if you do know who he was and just doesn't care then you need to go to hell srry but he was an awful person and anyone who respects him must be awful as well
almost 7 years ago
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4951-21-427845405-profile-309815-0
@Max powers. That is a problem ur gonna have to figure out urself!! Lol!! 😄
almost 7 years ago
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4587-21-profile-274987
@AI13 fuck off im not stupid but plz dont joke bout the ded come on its not funny
almost 7 years ago
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@Skye i dont meen respect him i mean respect that hes ded wow ur a fucking retard
almost 7 years ago
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@Personnn yes
almost 7 years ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
Always a party pooper in every bunch
almost 7 years ago
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4537-16-profile-258057
kill that son of a bitch
almost 7 years ago
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4566-22-profile-328145
Tell him that it is an Aryan.
almost 7 years ago
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4772-16-profile-250791
First, you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. This will summon the Lobster Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wet cement, preventing their escape. Your Nutella will then, and only then, be safe. Good luck, brave soul. Good luck.
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Your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones always win) Bury them both in wet cement, preventing their escape.
almost 7 years ago
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@Peaches I see you found the same solution as I did lol
almost 7 years ago
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@Peaches gotta love yahoo answers lol
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@Max powers I know right
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did he come back from the dead 😁
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4615-5-profile-78509
@Lillypetals no one is joking you're telling us to pity him when he was an awful man
almost 7 years ago
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@Max powers lol ummm you should hide your Nutella in France then every time u want it run there barefoot and if he takes it again....your screwed lol
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4877-11-421414027-profile-272277-0
@Lillypetals i will never give that man respect at all he was a curi man
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4617-11-profile-377337
EAT IT.
almost 7 years ago
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4877-11-421414027-profile-272277-0
I mean curl
almost 7 years ago
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4557-3-profile-230488
By killing yourself
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@Max powers u r hilarious
almost 7 years ago
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5105-15-441128859-profile-474238-0
U are dumb
over 6 years ago
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Give him aids like a boss
over 6 years ago
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Ask the lobster warriors to take you to the tickle master and the fairy queen their son the space millipede will vomit up a wad of melted zebras witch you will through at Adolf then your problem should be solved.
almost 6 years ago
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Throw not through
almost 6 years ago
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4981-20-430431345-profile-312645-0
Well sorry thats impossible i always get my Nutella !!!
almost 6 years ago
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5748-5-496645814-profile-1158737-0
Tell him its made by Jews
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what the actual heck
3 months ago
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4609-8-profile-237639
@Rob its nice your coming out but can you help me with the question
about 7 years ago
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@Rob that's not a nice word to use just bcuz u think his question is stupid if that's what you think then say that it's stupid it's not that hard
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