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How do I stop Adolf Hitler from stealing my nutella?

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Asked over 10 years ago by userpic Max powers
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you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. This will summon the Lobster Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wet cement, preventing their escape.
over 10 years ago
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wow you are one smart man
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my great grandfather killed hitler:)
over 1 year ago
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epic
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as an alternative, simply convince him that he is delusional, and there is no nutella. add salt to make it more convincing
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4689 3 profile 228372
The Nutella is worth it. Thank you for sharing your wisdom. This way I will make sure my other jar of nutella will not suffer the same fate as the first. He somehow passed the guards and avoided the snipers....it's a conspiracy....I'm sure they were all in on it. It turned out that Hitler was a safe whisperer.
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agreed
over 2 years ago
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4647 17 profile 244838
Rob
gay
over 10 years ago
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4615 5 profile 78509
......
over 10 years ago
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4609 8 profile 237639
@AI13 lol thanks
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4564 2 profile 253827
eat it all or hide it idk
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4609 8 profile 237639
@⚾Baseball girl ⚾ he steals it before I get a chance
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4609 8 profile 237639
@⚾Baseball girl ⚾ and no matter where I hide it he always seems to find it. I think I might try poisoning it
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4951 21 427845405 profile 309815 0
He's dead so u shouldn't have any problems... Lol...
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dont underestimate adolf hitler.
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Makee-gee🐶💏😘🎨⚾ nah ahh if he's dead how is he stealing my Nutella
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4689 3 profile 228372
Put it in a safe. Hire guards to guard the safe. Hire snipers to scope the area. Maximum Security 😎
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figured it out YAY
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4689 3 profile 228372
Crisis averted for everyone then.
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4689 3 profile 228372
That mound of cement belongs in a museum...or a mall...or a library.
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deez nuts
over 2 years ago
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Personnn good idea :)
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4638 21 profile 312162
Kill him :)
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4593 22 profile 275258
Another gay question
over 10 years ago
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4824 23 profile 307627
@LizardCandy Ur gay This is a legit question Except fuckin Batman steals my nutella :(
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4953 1 427943543 profile 253802 0
@Max powers I have been having the same problem, but Osama Bin Laden is stealing my Peanut Butter! I tried your trap but with melted spoons and peanut butter, and it worked! You should right a book: How to keep dead terrorists from stealing your food
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4609 8 profile 237639
@lenabuelow4 lol ikr
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4772 16 profile 250791
Guys gay means happy... It's a happy question😇
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Peaches not happy for me I have no Nutella
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4638 21 profile 312162
Buy new Nutella! :)
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Skye I guess I could try that but it will probably just get stolen again
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4638 21 profile 312162
Hmm... kill him ;)
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Max powers if you scroll up and read my previous comments I tried that but he came back with a vengeance. Now he wants Nutella more then ever before
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Skye oops that last message was for you lol
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4638 21 profile 312162
@Max powers That's maybe not a good idea but I would try to splash lemon acid in his eyes.
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Skye ok ill give it a shot
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4609 8 profile 237639
Didn't work back to square one
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4638 21 profile 312162
Hm... That's not easy... Hm... Have you tried to use stumble wire? And when he's fallen on the ground you should tie up him.
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Skye ill try it out see what happens
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4638 21 profile 312162
@Max powers Good luck!
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Skye thanks :)
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4787 0 profile 158593
ohh so turn your best friend into o zombie but make sure the friendship is still there and then tell him to eat Adolf hitler
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4609 8 profile 237639
@💟Nae💟Nae💟 omg that's genius ill Try it out next
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@💟Nae💟Nae💟 well I tried it and Adolf ate my zombie best friend instead. He even used some of my Nutella he stole to eat him with.
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4585 19 profile 190399
Nutella is so worth is :D trap doors,guards, gates, barb wire?, put it in a small black case with a lock that only u kno the code to and it shud be in this rlly huge place sorta like a mansion maybe or u can put the Nutella in a huge large book in a bookshelf. Cut a place in the book to fit da Nutella and then surround it with the gaurds and gates and traps and stuff 😏
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4585 19 profile 190399
High Security. And I to top it off SWAT Team guards it..
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4615 5 profile 78509
@Max powers no problem
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4787 0 profile 158593
@Max powers wow this dude is hard core I gotta think this over again 😏😏
over 10 years ago
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4587 21 profile 274987
stop trying to be funny hes dead like give him sum respect -.-
over 10 years ago
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4499 14 profile 209984
@Lillypetals True that
over 10 years ago
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4689 3 profile 228372
⬆ Do you know who Adolf Hitler was?
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4638 21 profile 312162
@Lillypetals respect for Adolf Hitler?!?! Do you know who he was?!?!
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4638 21 profile 312162
And what he've done?!?!
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Skye exactly!! he stole my Nutella, how can anyone respect someone who does that?
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4615 5 profile 78509
@Lillypetals give hitler respect? If you don't know who he is or what he's done then you need to get off heycrowd and go back to school and if you do know who he was and just doesn't care then you need to go to hell srry but he was an awful person and anyone who respects him must be awful as well
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4951 21 427845405 profile 309815 0
@Max powers. That is a problem ur gonna have to figure out urself!! Lol!! 😄
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4587 21 profile 274987
@AI13 fuck off im not stupid but plz dont joke bout the ded come on its not funny
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4587 21 profile 274987
@Skye i dont meen respect him i mean respect that hes ded wow ur a fucking retard
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4587 21 profile 274987
@Personnn yes
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4609 8 profile 237639
Always a party pooper in every bunch
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4537 16 profile 258057
kill that son of a bitch
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4566 22 profile 328145
Tell him that it is an Aryan.
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4772 16 profile 250791
First, you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. This will summon the Lobster Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wet cement, preventing their escape. Your Nutella will then, and only then, be safe. Good luck, brave soul. Good luck.
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4772 16 profile 250791
Your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones always win) Bury them both in wet cement, preventing their escape.
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Peaches I see you found the same solution as I did lol
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Peaches gotta love yahoo answers lol
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4772 16 profile 250791
@Max powers I know right
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4603 2 profile 280190
did he come back from the dead 😁
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4615 5 profile 78509
@Lillypetals no one is joking you're telling us to pity him when he was an awful man
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4633 16 profile 245992
@Max powers lol ummm you should hide your Nutella in France then every time u want it run there barefoot and if he takes it again....your screwed lol
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4877 11 421414027 profile 272277 0
@Lillypetals i will never give that man respect at all he was a curi man
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4617 11 profile 377337
EAT IT.
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4877 11 421414027 profile 272277 0
I mean curl
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4557 3 profile 230488
By killing yourself
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4727 1 profile 402336
@Max powers u r hilarious
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5105 15 441128859 profile 474238 0
U are dumb
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4731 9 profile 195235
Give him aids like a boss
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Ask the lobster warriors to take you to the tickle master and the fairy queen their son the space millipede will vomit up a wad of melted zebras witch you will through at Adolf then your problem should be solved.
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Throw not through
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4981 20 430431345 profile 312645 0
Well sorry thats impossible i always get my Nutella !!!
over 9 years ago
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5748 5 496645814 profile 1158737 0
Tell him its made by Jews
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what the actual heck
almost 4 years ago
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he wont stop its bad like really bad i tried to kill him
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nutella
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Adolf stole my nutella, so i had him rate it on a scale of 1-10, he gave it a nein, so i said that i gave it a 10, so he gave it to me, and now he is giving me a free shower! :D
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deez nuts
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sex
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put a laundy machine next to the nutella, he will get stuck inside it and you can torture him because he wanted to steal your nutella
over 2 years ago
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thx 4 the info @Max powers
about 2 years ago
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This was helpful. I was starting to run out of Nutella because of him. :)
about 2 years ago
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did hewp alot
almost 2 years ago
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i got your nutella
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joe
men
over 1 year ago
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It will not work now that I know you plan
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Thank you I really needed this
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Bob
Eat it all
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4609 8 profile 237639
@Rob its nice your coming out but can you help me with the question
over 10 years ago
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@Rob that's not a nice word to use just bcuz u think his question is stupid if that's what you think then say that it's stupid it's not that hard
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4499 14 profile 209984
Wtf? This may be a legit question but it's stupid and pretty much a waste of time.
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