Story goes

a cow gets raped

by a bird

and then eats his head like a praying mantis

The end

I think that deserves an oscar

Haha

it should be turned into a movie and book

Imagine that story put into a song, oh and have the story told in comic version on lunch boxes water bottles and back packs

Lol

LOL

lol

Or is it?... So the dead cows body mysteriously comes back to life to find the bird that ate his head. So it searched and searched through out the years until one day he spotted the bird perched on a telephone line just minding his business when suddenly...

The headless cow jumps up using a massive fart to get to the bird but the bird hears the cow and opens its mouth and swallows the cow hole...

the end

but them then the bird pewks the cow back up and...

then.

The cow wakes up in his cosy bed. Gasping. It was all just a nasty dream.

The End.

THE END DONE GOOD 😜

@saruchan

what about a story about the cows brother?

ok, let's start again with a new story! Once upon a time there was a fish, with no fins...

he found a friend who was blue, her name was Dora...

Dora was 5 and explored the sea and the fish with no fins was called...

Freddy. He was in love with Dora, but Dora, didn't love him and only wanted to be his boyfriend to use him because he had the Money.

after Dora got the money she killed her ex and got his bank card took the money and the end that's was amazing we should have won an award

Wait...but as Dora was swimming through Ocean World, she could her a faint voice saying "I am coming to get you" Dora looked behind her and there was nothing, just the seaweed swaying...

...In the shape of giant magical unicorn...

She turned her head and carried on swimming home, when she met her friend Allison. Allison said "Hey, Dora! Where is Freddy, I haven't seen him in the last today."

So Dora lied to Allison about Freddy because she knew that if she says the truth, the fish police would arrest her in a coral prison...

so as Dora reached her home low and behold there was Freddy waiting for her. Freddy: "Did you think you could get away with my money? Then Dora started to run away when Freddy pulled out a gun and shot dildo bullets at her....

Dora instantly sunk to the bottom of the see. Freddy put his gun down and swam to Dora. "I never knew I would do this. I loved you so much, but you deserve this , bitch." Freddy decided to hide Dora's body so he wouldn't got to coral prison.

But as he turned his back one of Dora's eyes opened and she came behind him with a crow bar and said 'try to kill me you bastard' then,.....

@sophh xx Dora smacked him on the head with the crowbar and blood was gushing out of his head. He was dead. But as he was in heaven he saw Michael Jackson and Michael made him come alive again but this time in homer simpson's body. He searched all day for...

a knife and a....

a gun to stab and shoot her with...

A pancake with extra syrup then it got stuck to her and ...

go away

Freddy the fish was the shit

And the book that had the story in it was engulfed in huge hot flames, and no one ever knew its end.