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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your door.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
over 10 years ago
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Incoming corny joke:
what's an extraterrestrial's favorite key on the keyboard? The space key . xD
over 10 years ago
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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree?...... Because it was dead.... Lame I kno....😰
over 10 years ago
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why was the lil boy afraid of the clown??
The clown just killed his parents
over 10 years ago
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@Kenzie😉 ok then :)
Hold on, i just need to remember some...
You know any?
over 10 years ago
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ok theres two parents arguing mom calls dad a bastard dad calls mom bitch thier son lil johnny walks in mom dad what are those they replied ladies and gentlemen next day they are having make up sex dad says feel my dick wife says feel my titties lil johnny walks in what are those rhey reply hats and coats a few weeks later its thanksgiving dad is upstairs shaving and he cuts himself he says shit lil johnny walks in whats that dad replies shaving cream so lil johnny walks down stairs and his mom cuts herself and says fuck lil johnny walks in says whats that she replies its what i call the stuffing then the door bell rings and its thier relatives lil johnny answers door and says alright you bitches and bastards put your dicks and titties in the closet my dads upstairs wiping shit off of his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey
over 10 years ago
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack...
His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
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So an old man wanted to impregnate his wife so he went to the doctor. The doctor told him he'd need a sperm sample. He gave him a jar and told him to come back when he had it. So the old man came home and tried. He tried with his left hand, nothing. He tried with his right hand, nothing. He had his wife try, still nothing. So they called in the neighbor and even she couldn't do it. So the mailman tried too but he couldn't either. So the Old man went back to the doctor without a sample. The doctor asked what happened. The old man said they couldn't open the jar. :D
over 10 years ago
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little johnny hears his parents having sex so he walks in and asks if he can get on top just then his mom has a huge orgasm and lil johnny whispers in his dads ear and he said hold on dad this is where me and the mailman usually fall off
over 10 years ago
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Little johnny wish he had a bike next day he walk past and his mum was touching herself naked saying a need a man<3 and next day a man was with her little johnny ran to his room stripped naked and touching himself saying a need a bike<3
over 10 years ago
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THIS IS A RIDDLE!!!,there is a red house made of red bricks,there is a blue house made of blue bricks,and there is a yellow house made of yellow bricks,so wat is the green house made of?
over 10 years ago
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Ok I got one. Theres this new girl in school she walks into the class room, and the teacher says "Oh hello there can you please tell the class what your name is?" New girl: " My name is happy butt!" The kids start laughing. Teacher: "Well were not having a very good start now are we? Why dont you tell the class your real name please!" New girl: "Happy butt!" Kids start wailing again. Teacher: "We will not tolerate that kind of behavior in this class!" Teacher grabs her role call book. "It says here your name is Gladys!" New girl: "Yeah Gladass, Happy butt! Whats the difference?!"
over 10 years ago
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@Saruchan. Lol that's a good one!! Lol. And yours too @👊Duchessjohanna👊
over 10 years ago
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I got one.. In Biology class Mr. Wilson asks his students: When you die what part of your body goes to Heaven when you die? I want you guys to do some research over the weekend. So Monday comes Mr. Wilson asks Billy Chang what is your answer? Billy: when you die your head goes to Heaven. Then all of a sudden he was interrupted by Rufus Jackson. Rufus: Pfft!! Shut up Billy yo feet goes to Heavenwhen you die! Mr. Wilson: So Rufus how did you come up with that conclusion? Rufus: Man! Last night I went to take a piss and went pass my Mom & Dads room my Dad was on top of my Mom with her feet up in the air and she yells: Oh God I'm coming!!😂
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once there was a mermaid in the sea then she farted then almost everyone died then there was this one guy who saw a skull of the mermaid still in the sea then she farted again then everyone died the end😄
almost 10 years ago
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ok this is one of my favorites. The difference between having guts and balls?
Guts is coming home late from a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom stick and having the guts to say " are you still cleaning or are you going to fly somewhere?" Balls is coming home late from a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "your next"
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