Lets make a story!

Once upon a time in a far off land there lived a cat who had many...

Problems in life! One was that..

he was hated by everyone and everything but 1 day...

people in every country beat him up.

So the cat decided to run away to another place but on his journeys he.....

Had sex with a unicorn

they then had kittens with rainbow fur...

and when they went home...

he harassed the unicorn and payed it for drugs but while he was lying in bed with the unicorn he...

ran away to a far away land called pizza palace and then.....

met a doctor who told him something he would never forget...

That he was going to die in the next 48 hours unless he does something for the doctor which was ..........

To Pay him then..

he realised he had no money so he went to a bank and...

stole money and on the run he dropped the money off to the doctor then the police caught him and....

Arrested the doctor and the cat and put them into prison where they...

escaped and fled to the nearest bathroom where.......

They got sick and were puking

then they decided to go to Africa where they......

met some chubby hippos and had a party then..

so they went to. Club and partyed the night away but the the cat saw he babies with rainbow fur so he..

his*

then*

Went over to them and cuddled up with them which resulted in...

The doctor stealing one and impregnating it then...