once upon a time there was a rhino
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Who liked pretending he was a dinosaur...
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and then fell in love with a hippo
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Then the children got clamydia from a tortoise whom they met on holiday in a cave
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then there mum nd dad cried everyday nd every night
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Then they decided to live in a caravan and eat their own oblusions
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but they had more kids and the caravan got to small
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Then they moved put and suddenly turned into a dinosaur, something he wanted to be for a long time
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But he realised he could no longer masterbate because of the length of his arms
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So he got some penis extension pills for dinosaurs from his local pharmacist...
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I'm gonna stop now awks๐ฌ
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Once upon a time, there were lots of people on a strange app called 'HeyCrowd'. They were disturbed by comments on a 'make a story in the comments' question. They wanted to...
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Couldn't coz they were constipated!
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they tried for days and days
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this just went weird again:/
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