I could go with a story right now

Once upon a time in a land far away there was the worlds first polar bear. So...

He was very lonely ...

but then.....

he died and since he was the only polar bear there were no other polar bears left until...

He was brought back to life by a crocodile called Snappy.

then snappy and the polar bear went on a date

And it went well ;)

so snappy invited him to meet her parents

But her parents didn't like the polar bear so they ate him

So snappy killed his parents.

But then snappy got lonely and tried to eat himself

It didn't work out too well. All he managed to eat was his tail.

he said he tasted nice and started eating other crocodiles

Then the crocodiles ate them selves .....

And started too

become extinct..

so then there was no crocodiles left ....

To eat animals anymore. So rabid squirrels invalided the earth keeping humans as slaves. So...

we fought back and made the rabbits weal and they could not talk. That is how we have rabbits. The end

then the polar beat was pooped out of the dead parents and the polar bear and the crocodile had sex and broke the condom and created a croc bear by mistake

but then the baby's started to have sex and they wasn't using a condom so they multiplied and took over the world and started to .....

Rape humans !!!!!

so then there was human croc bears

All the people who commented r the only real humans left on earth

The humans needed to start the human race again to build an army to beat the croc bears

But there were lots of girls and a few boys so how could they start the human race. Lol

and was immediately poached by hunters...

The girls had a decision to make

And everyone was wondering ' how to make more humans'???

but one strong croc bear killed all the poachers in the world so the people who commented had to make new humans

But how??

Maybe " one of the survivors said" we could all do sexual intercourse

No that won't work said Motty Jared

Yes it will said Amelia smith....

LOL hahaha, this just keeps getting weirder, whats next?.......,

Mr bombastic jumps in and said " lets make new humans"

then everyone who commented said YEAAH

Exept me I'm a boy

Yeah except u, u said?....

I walked away slowly but one girl followed me

Who was it???

idk? Who was it?

@AmeliaSmith!!! Yh but who followed me to make new humans???

@AmeliaSmith!!! U tell me which girl followed Motty Jared

@bLoNDiE GirL 🙊👄😸😈😋😆😘 it was u!

Nooooooooooooo Motty Jared screamed

but too late

😆 She grabbed him

She pounced like a cat

Lol

Haha and we all know what happens next! 😆

Motty Jared screamed as his trousers were unbottoned

Blondie girl was happy

Motty Jared was sad

she made an evil laugh

because she was happy

But then Motty Jared got up and ran

He stopped when he saw all the girls on mr bombastic

but he forgot his trousers

and mr bombastic enjoyed it

All the girls looked up at Motty Jared and got off of mr bombastic and started chasing Motty Jared

Motty Jared was to scared to move

He was stand there with no trousers

except for me I was hiding from all the creepy horny weirdos out there

everyone started to take photos of Motty jared

But that was a lie Amelia was with mr bombastic all the time

And then it began

then Amelia said, oh no they found out!

Then Motty Jared was standing there with no trousers infront of Amelia and Amelia said

i think you forgot something, and chucked your trousers at your head

Motty Jared said thx and said to Amelia " why r u naked"??

Amelia said "because of mr bombastic"

soz I gotta go

Then Motty Jared said oh ok and the muttered under his breath "nice"

Bye

What is going on here

Don't worry

Ok I asked for a story not a sexual inter coarse story