Let's start a story!

Every day is a hardship.

There was a strange monkey named Fred

who was cursed with an enchantment of obedience

every time someone told him to do something he had to do it. Even if he didn't want to

And one day someone asked him to go and get some kiwi at the shop So he did

But unfortunately Fred was allergic to kiwi, so even if he got near the fruit, he would have an allergic reaction

but because of this curse he had to get the fruit

suddenly a women told him to stop and come over to her

And he stopped nearly 7 feet away from the fruit. He walked by the woman and said thank you so much you saved me from an allergic reaction!

The woman, who's name was Margaret, then asked Fred to tell he sister that she was leaving town, and she didn't want to say goodbye to her because she would cry too much

So he found Margaret's sisters house and knocked on the door

When Margaret answered Fred realized the real reason he was stopped from his allergic reaction is to be given to a witch

Meanwhile, Tom was getting suspicious because Fred still hadn't brought him some kiwi

So she phoned the local sheriff and asked him to get some kiwi

Back at Margaret's house, Fred was locked up in a cage

The witch was experimenting potions to use on Fred, when she accidentally knocked over a potion on Fred that turns him into a witch

Then the witches began to battle. "Double double tons of trouble and cauldrons bubble burn this fool until he's broiled!" Margaret screamed

As Fred was not that good a witch he had a hard time battling Margaret

Finally Fred won over the witch

Once there was a wird girl....(she likes 1D).....

@lucks we've already got a story punk

And Fred never went near the kiwi again.

The next day, Fred set out to look for a new owner. He found a kind woman called Bettie. Bettie was an old woman and couldn't so her weekly shop anymore so she asked Fred to go for her. Unfortunately, there was Kiwi in Sainsbury's (where Bettie like to do her weekly shop)...

and they all died...

The end

yay

New story: there once was a young Japanese woman walking to work when suddenly someone had their hand over her mouth with a rag covered in chloroform, she is knocked unconscious and wakes up...