Every day is a hardship.
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There was a strange monkey named Fred
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who was cursed with an enchantment of obedience
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every time someone told him to do something he had to do it. Even if he didn't want to
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And one day someone asked him to go and get some kiwi at the shop
So he did
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But unfortunately Fred was allergic to kiwi, so even if he got near the fruit, he would have an allergic reaction
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but because of this curse he had to get the fruit
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suddenly a women told him to stop and come over to her
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And he stopped nearly 7 feet away from the fruit. He walked by the woman and said thank you so much you saved me from an allergic reaction!
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The woman, who's name was Margaret, then asked Fred to tell he sister that she was leaving town, and she didn't want to say goodbye to her because she would cry too much
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So he found Margaret's sisters house and knocked on the door
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When Margaret answered Fred realized the real reason he was stopped from his allergic reaction is to be given to a witch
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Meanwhile, Tom was getting suspicious because Fred still hadn't brought him some kiwi
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So she phoned the local sheriff and asked him to get some kiwi
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Back at Margaret's house, Fred was locked up in a cage
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The witch was experimenting potions to use on Fred, when she accidentally knocked over a potion on Fred that turns him into a witch
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Then the witches began to battle. "Double double tons of trouble and cauldrons bubble burn this fool until he's broiled!" Margaret screamed
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As Fred was not that good a witch he had a hard time battling Margaret
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Finally Fred won over the witch
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Once there was a wird girl....(she likes 1D).....
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@lucks we've already got a story punk
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And Fred never went near the kiwi again.
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The next day, Fred set out to look for a new owner. He found a kind woman called Bettie. Bettie was an old woman and couldn't so her weekly shop anymore so she asked Fred to go for her.
Unfortunately, there was Kiwi in Sainsbury's (where Bettie like to do her weekly shop)...
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and they all died...
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The end
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yay
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New story: there once was a young Japanese woman walking to work when suddenly someone had their hand over her mouth with a rag covered in chloroform, she is knocked unconscious and wakes up...
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