There once was a cat named Julie and a dog named bob they fell in love but there parents forbid it
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So there parents told them they could never see each other again, but one day...
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They secretly met up one night at a bar
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They made out and as they did that their parents walked in and saw them. They...
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Joined in. The end
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@rmismine lame! Instead of what you put, it happened like this: he couple snuck quickly behind the bar and snuck out he back door.
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then they woke up the next day and remembered nothing
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And they wondered what happened who they were why they were sleeping together
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So they forgot about each other until 10 years later when they were 27
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And they found each other again, instantly falling in love again
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They got married but....
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Something terrible happened
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Julie became pregnant! Usually this would be a momentous occasion, but this couple was having problems. Bob had recently found out Julie was snorting cocaine. If Julie didnt get help quickly, her puppens would be weak & disfigured! Bob arranged an intervention, as Julie walked in the room, all her family & friends bombarded her, begging her to check into rehab! Bob pled, " Julie, please, think of our puppens!" Julie thought about it only for a moment and said.......
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"I like cheese and waffles". Julie then ran out of the crowded room and stripped all of her clothes off and went on the bus naked
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The end
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in the morning she had a miss carriage and past away juring pregnencey
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Finally Julie Got pregnant but Days Later she Found out
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that she had triplets atached by there feet
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And it caused her lots of pain so she had to have them cut out of her stomach
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And she named then Ron, Harry and Hermione
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She then had another lot a few years later...
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there names were Eduardo, bill, and habeeb
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Julie had to go into a mental rehab centre coz she had gone mental
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Bob came in and said "I'm taking the kids and my and you are divorced!!"
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so julie went crazy found a gun and killed everyone
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then after a long car chase the police shot julie only to find out that she was actually a llama
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she got found by animal protection and was put into a zoo!
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And the animal protection realised she was dead and thought wtf are we doing so then they made llama soup
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with a bit of horse meat chucked in for banter
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Then they got a pet dragon and fed it sausagez
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