Let's start a story!

There was once an Egyptian princess named Ekarya

She was very beautiful and all the mens want to be with her

But there was one that she wanted the most, who never seemed to notice or want her like he others did.

So she told her best friend and her best friend told every one even her biggest enemy

so the princess got very angry

Finnaly she got up and told him that she liked him

then he told her he had a wife

so she got angry and decided to send his wife to prison for life and she stole her husband and married him...THE END!!!STORY'S OVER!!!!

But the wife whilst in prison schemed and schemed for decades with fire and anger within her. So after 30 years, she was finally freed and then she presumed her master plan to destroy the one who stole her husband away and her her imprisoned for so many years. She searched up and down all through out the kingdom asking people about the enemy she was so adamantly about destroying. Then one day while she was standing amongst the crowd she saw Ekarya and her husband in a servant carrier marching down the street. Underneath her cloak she carries a dagger dipped in poison ready to be plunged into the woman that destroyed her life. She walks up to the cart pretending to be a street beggar. "Please Princess Ekarya I'm starving and my children are dying please can you spare a coin?" Ekarya: "Halt!" As the servants stops Ekarya: "You look familiar peasant do I know you?" The angry woman: "No your highness I'm a transient from afar." Just then as Ekarya nears she pulls out her poisoned dagger and plunges it deep into her chest Ekarya as she lies dying:"I should've... Known it was you... I deserve this death.... And I'm sorry for the evil I've put you.... Through.... Then she dies of her wound.. Her ex husband starts running towards the lifeless body and looks up at his long lost wife. "Its you! Its really you!! I was told you were killed in an enemy attack years ago!" His wife looking at him knows of her certain death with tears running down her face. "Ive always loved you, you must understand what torture my soul has been through since all this began a long time ago.. Just then she plunges the dagger into her heart. The husband: "Noooo!! My one true love!!! Why?! Now I have no one to love anymore.." *sobs* And then the following week war breaks out and the Kingdom now conquered by its enemy is now in shambles. The husband in tattered clothing walks among the ruins in a daze not knowing what has occurred becomes a hermit of the mountains never to return......

But before the angry woman could stab the dagger into Ekarya' heart, her husband stood in front of her and got stabbed instead! Ekarya:WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MURDERER ???!!! Murder wife:What you deserve my queen.... So ekarya sent her guards to go set her house on fire and take her belongs and have her beheaded....DUN,DUN,DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!(continue if you can)

She moved to Iowa and made a farm

Her specialty was raising pigmy potbelly pigs as an alternative to seeing eye dogs. One day a piglet got loose and made its way to a homeless shelter a street bum named Rudy was so high on crack he thought it was a prostitute and made out with the piglet and after 9 months pass they had a baby and they named it Hoboham....

The pig got tired of cleaning diapers and moved back to the farm. She finally got a divorce with the bum.

So as the years went by Hoboham was a teen in Junior Highschool so one day he asked his mother who his father was. Mama piglet: "Son have a seat theres something I've been holding back from you that you might not like.. Son your father is a Crackhead street bum.." Hoboham:"Mom that explains my strong desire to be a street bum pig!" "Gee thanks mom I'm going to follow my dreams & do crack like my father did!!"....

so he started likin pussys (cats) and loved the taste of fur but he became a gay prostitute and started likin (ewwww) 18+ up dick he became full time and detecated his life to back to the princess though..... She felt she needed a new husband and started on match.com finally......

she moved to Ohio and put her kids up for udoption and she stole from the poor and got arrested and killed all her inmates and when their was no one left she commended suicide and hung herself and to this day her ghost is still in that jail! THE END

No it's not

You guys know how to write stupid endings!!!!

Once upon a time there lived a dog named Wishbone he love to chase cats and eat shoes. So one day he felt ill and his owners were very worried about him so they took him to the Vets to see what the problem was. So the Vet X-rayed Wishbone and noticed there as a blockage in his gut so the Vet immediately put him under to surgically remove the foreign mass. After the successful removal the Vet told his owners its was a rubber heel lodged in his small intestines. The owners were so happy he removed the object from Wishbones stomach and went home for the day until......

@🐒sarucHan🐒then Wishbone got horny and had sex with a cat named Aisha. Then the cat got pregnant and had babies

The kittens had sex with just a beaver

then they got pregnant

They had Beaver babies

The beaver babies were very fucked up. They became mutated and mad and went on a stomp around the city of London. They then came across the London eye..

But the London eye was over crowded with people so they decided to go to Buckingham Palace to party with the Queen. As they entered the grounds they were confronted by her Majesty's royal Guards.....

And they asked to get there dicks sucked 1 by 1

After they sucked each 1 of the guards dick they went to go party with the queen bitch of London whatever her name is when the queen saw them she was so in shock by how fucked up they were that she had a heart attack and died

They than began to eat her dead body piece by piece

Then Prince Charles became King and ordered the Royal Guards to be hung for them taking advantage of their duties. So then he ordered the Beaver babies to be taken to the Zoo to be exploited and degraded to give little Circus acts to entertain the Londoners. Then one day King Charles had a stoke and was no longer able rule his Kingdom so Prince William became King and took over....

And than prince William was the biggest dbag king and all he did was spend time using his power to fuck girls

Then Kate Middleton decided to get revenge & sleep with his little brother Prince Harry.......

And than she got pregnant and this baby was no ordinary baby it was batman

And batman turned evil and killed Prince Harry

Then Batman Tried to kill Kate But She grew wings and flew away only to later find out..........

That Batman grew wings to and came after her and....

She found a cave to hide and swooped inside of it. There she met.....

Dead Prince Harry and he said...

Justin Beibler & had sex for a whole week because that Justins first time with something with a Va jay jay...

Then Justin said......

No way I am not Gay. Then Kate said yes You......

Are you crapper! Then Justin said in a smarty remark...

Good Luck as he turned into a Lion and.......

ripped her gut out and.....

He said I hate you and just then Batman comes in and said to justin.....

She Magically was retransformed into Selena Gomez.....

And Justin kissed her all over and said I'm sorry I ever hurt you and she said....

He said let's go I gotta get to Vegas.....

she said can I go with

Then they got married

And had.....

Aww you guys ruined it...

lol

While they were getting married a huge wrecking ball flew in and flattened justin to death.

Yeah then Miley Cyrus shows up & marries her instead then one year they decide to adopt a child from Russia & the child turns out to be Vladimir Putins love child so he sent over the KGB to kidnap & return the child back to Russia so he can have incest relations with the little girl. So he did & found out the child gave him AIDS & to this day hes been hiding it from the public....

And one day he goes out and....

Gets run over by a truck

And that truck was filled with radioactive waste and he got superpowers from it

He then flew up into the sky, swooping past shining stars. He then realised he was being followed....

By batman

And batman captured him and took his powers away and used them for himself

But then he fired a huge rpg at batman and it blew him to bits.

But batman is batman and came back to life cuz he's BATMAN

And when batman came back to life he decided he wanted to go and fuck Supermans girl Lois lane and impregnate her

3weeks later superman realized sumthing was up with her and saw she was pregnant with his x ray vision

And thought it was his and celebrated

When the baby was born he didn't call Superman daddy he called Batman daddy..........

And superman was like whatttt

Then Batman came in and killed Superman.......

and took the baby

Then superman found out what had happened......he then blew up Gotham City and cried and cried and cried

Than when they were fighting one of Supermans laser beams bounced off and hit Lois and the kid

Oh fuck

The baby stop the laserbeam and Superman the back of the head

Than superman flew away like a lil bitch to wonder woman and thought he could fuck her but when he went batman was there fucking her

Then he killed Batman with his laser beams

But batmans A G and didn't die from it

He took out some kryptonite and finally killed that bitch

And decided to kill Wonder Woman just for fun to

Then batman kicked Wonder Woman and killed the bitch

Lol

After he killed her he found out that he liked killing ppl and started killing all his bad guys except for the joker

he then later became best friends with the Joker

And started killing countless ppl just for fun and the justice league couldn't do anything to stop them cuz they were invincible and batman knew all there weaknesses

Then he went around and can't fucking every gorgeous girl in site

kept not cant

And them batmans brother came

And tried killing him cuz he hates him

And saw him in the middle of sex and said "I AM TELLING MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Moms dead u stupid asshole

And then he killed him and told mom

I know she told stepmom

Not she he

But batman is A G and didn't die and than he went in to go tell there mother

Then wonder woman came and the baby had magically turn into 4 years old and stopped batman

And than azreal came and needed batmans help cuz it was the end of the world as we know it

And killed joker once and for all

But azreal turned evil and tried to kill batman

Lol ok this story's going nowhere

I know

let's try a different story

Ok

You go first

What should it be about

There once was a boy named Bob

Bob was quite tall for his age he was 6'4 and only 6

He was also very fat

And even tho he was very fat he had a good heart

Ppl would think he was like 30

He loved everybody and everything

But he didn't care

Bout the fact that he was fat

Made him mad

So he wanted to be skinny

So he had Bariatric surgery

But it turned out that it was actually a surgery to be turned into the 6million doll-oared man

So he than worked for the CIA

And now everybody loved him cause he had money

Lol no that's not what nvm lol

Just continue

Never mind I'm done with this

Lol me 2

And then they all died

The End !

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