Lets start a blog a silly one

Ok I'll start.... One day when I was a kid I had to pee real bad but all the bathrooms were full so I went to the front yard in between the shrubs to pee & I was pretending I was cutting them....

Funny ok ummm when I was in math this guy was going to give me a note but then he toke it back before I could read it the he gave it to me and it said will u go out with me and its been 1 and a half weeks dating I am soo happy

And then people make hearts at us and I say that I know where they sleep and that the y should back off

This one time I was going to the bathroom while camping and I made nobody was coming by, and I was behind a tree and some one did come by, so I hide my best behind the tree and it was before I went, so I peed my pants cause I was surprised.

ok here I go once my dog took a poo on the couch and then I had to clean my cousin didn't help me because he was to busy on his iPad playing a game😒and then I tried to clean the poo with Lysol I think then the went on my hand I was ahhhhh then it went on the side of my face then I was like ahhhhh then I ran to the I washed it off it was a true ill I know and lol😄

So my friend a funny story so he said when he was like 4 I think he took a poo it went on the ground I don't think he saw it then came in and said ohhh chocolate then she ate it and then she said chocolate tastes wierd lol

his cousin came in and said ohh I mean

Dang I am messing up on writing stories😁

One time when I was 7 or 8 I was at Summer camp me & 5 other kids were swimming in the lake on a dock & I had to take a shit real bad so I swam on the opposite side of the dock & took the biggest dump I ever saw & nonchalantly swam back to the other side. And when I got out I yelled: "Ewww!!! Dookie!!! & all the kids literally jumped out of the water onto the dock.😂

lollllololololololo

So one time a walked outside and Justin Bieber was getting fucked by a unicorn

lol

one direction was circle jerking over Austin's Mahone

hahaha

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and then lil Wayne showed up on his skateboard, but got hit by a semi

ha

He died whispering, "young moolah babyyyyy"

Ok

@Ethan 😝😝😝

lol haha😸

@ Ethan 😺😸

Hi

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