Ok ok!!! I got one! "Ewww did you see Jennifer digging her butt?!" "OMG she's smelling her hand!!!" All the friends in unison "Ewww!!!!!!!"
almost 10 years ago
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Hahahaha I like yours, it's quite accurate to how teenagers react to shit
almost 10 years ago
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Text text text text, he broke up with me!
almost 10 years ago
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(Hipster girl) I'm not like other girls, I don't gawk over shoes, I spend my time wisely helping animals and doing stuff in my band. (Goes to mall to do stuff) (walks past shoe store with friend) (sees hot shoes) (popular girl) OMG!!!! Look at those new jimmy choos! I just have to have them!! I WILL DIE!!!! (Hipster girl) don't u think that's a bit dramatic?! (Popular girl) you'll find It in yourself someday, and u know it. (Walks away) (hipster girl follows) (looks back) (looks around to see if anyone is looking) (goes back) (buys shoes) I know that's more than a sentence, but it's still how they act, right?! XD
almost 10 years ago
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@Stillthatbritishpanda🐼 hahaha kiiiinda, but you forgot one thing: Hipsters never talk to popular chicks because they're "conformists" or some shit.... But yea, that's a pretty good example of you're average poser teen lol
almost 10 years ago
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omg!!!!!!! My boo just texted me, but first, let me take a selfie!!!!
almost 10 years ago
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@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 lol yeah that does make sense. I guess hipsters and populars don't mix or breathe the same air. Lol
almost 10 years ago
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Is the lighting ok to take a selfie? Nope let me switch rooms and find the perf lighting! Omg Kyle likes Stacey omfg! Ugh angry mom ttyl gtg brb xoxo
almost 10 years ago
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Omg my babe's calling hello, yes yes yes I wanna go on a date with you!!!! Bye! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I need to do my hair and makeup for 5 hours!!!!!!
almost 10 years ago
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EVERYTHING they have to be the best
almost 10 years ago
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aww I ran out of lip gloss and eyeshadow! *starts crying* why world why! *gets locked in a mental prison* aww they don't have makeup either (three years later) I'm free! *runs to store* seriously my lip gloss isn't here (one mental breakdown later) *gets locked in the mental prison again for three more years* I'm free again. *goes home to find boyfriend on porch sleeping with a beard and a box in his hand, wakes him* what are u doing here? Boyfriend: I have a present for u. *opens box* I bought u the last lip gloss and the last pack of eyeshadow. Girl: aww thx but u could have gotten that before I was locked up for 6 years!*dumps boyfriend* (lives with 20 cats for rest of life!)
The end (I know it was more than one sentence)
almost 10 years ago
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I thikn I'm totes amazeballs I lik totes dont no how too splell, I will plaster mi face wit makeup and take a billion selfies becouse i am so hot.
over 9 years ago
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