The Invisible Man & Wonder woman were making out in her backyard by the Poolside & Superman happened to fly by. Superman "Hey shes alone & her legs are spread apart I think I'll go in for a quickie!" Wonder woman had her eyes closed and was enjoying the Invisible mans kisses & his caresses then all of a sudden.. There was an Earthquake that happened for 5 seconds *rumble rumble rumble*!! Wonder woman asked the Invisible man: "Did you feel that?! It felt like an Earthquake!!!" The Invisible man: "Yeah & my Ass is killing me!!!"😂
There was this pregnant woman in a Coma from an auto accident she had for 3 months. One day she came to & saw the Doctor reading her pulse. Lady: "Why am I here?" Doctor: "Ma'am you were in an auto accident, you were in a Coma for 3 months.
cont. Lady: "My god my baby my baby!!!" Doctor: "Ma'am everything is fine we delivered your twins.." Lady: "Twins?!" Doctor: *with a smile* "Yes they are a happy brother & sister" Lady: "What are their names?!"