The Invisible Man & Wonder woman were making out in her backyard by the Poolside & Superman happened to fly by. Superman "Hey shes alone & her legs are spread apart I think I'll go in for a quickie!" Wonder woman had her eyes closed and was enjoying the Invisible mans kisses & his caresses then all of a sudden.. There was an Earthquake that happened for 5 seconds *rumble rumble rumble*!! Wonder woman asked the Invisible man: "Did you feel that?! It felt like an Earthquake!!!" The Invisible man: "Yeah & my Ass is killing me!!!"๐
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@SnottyMcSnotterton(Sak) you are gross
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I have another one... How do you circumcise a Hillbilly Redneck?............ Kick his sister on the Jaw๐
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@TurmCruhz(Sakanaru) that little joke u made wasn't funny AT ALL we have to brush up on UR jokes bro ASAP๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
over 9 years ago
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@TurmCruhz(Sakanaru) you too funny
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Q:What did the hamburger name his daughter
A: PATTY!
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@Sims'_lover๐
Ha ha!! Cute๐
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Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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@๐ฉLlew๐ฉ
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over 9 years ago
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gosh that picture offends women everywhere
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@Hilary Montana
Nope only you...๐
over 9 years ago
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if ur american in the living room, what are u in the toilet?
European
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@๐ฉLlew๐ฉ
Idk? Whats the European version?
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@๐ฉLlew๐ฉ
๐๐๐๐๐I'm playin wit ya!!
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There was this pregnant woman in a Coma from an auto accident she had for 3 months. One day she came to & saw the Doctor reading her pulse. Lady: "Why am I here?" Doctor: "Ma'am you were in an auto accident, you were in a Coma for 3 months.
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cont. Lady: "My god my baby my baby!!!" Doctor: "Ma'am everything is fine we delivered your twins.." Lady: "Twins?!" Doctor: *with a smile* "Yes they are a happy brother & sister" Lady: "What are their names?!"
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cont. Doctor: "Your brother was here at the time of their birth & he named them.." Lady: "No!!! Not my brother he's an idiot!!" Lady: "Well what did he name them?" Doctor: "He named the girl "Denise".
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cont. Lady in disbelief: "Well thats a good name, what did he name the boy?" Doctor: "Denephew"๐
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why did tiger go in the bathroom? He was looking for poo
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