hahaha yeeeea I guess I know what you mean. Being friends with Jesus would suck because you'd look like a shit in comparison, and he'd never do anything fun and would judge you for shit. Whereas Satan would be like "yea man, let's get wasted" and have a crazy ass party. But then again, Satan would pressure you into doing bad shit you don't want to and that'd suck.
Hmph. They both kinda suck.
if u get into some shit with the cops, jesus would try and reason with the police officer but if u did something really bad he would let u go with the cops. With satan, no matter what crazy ass shit u do, he will bust u out of fuckin alcatraz if he has to
why because the bible says so? Tge bible also says being gay is wrong and moses parted the red sea. I think it exaggerates a little. So instead of being "pure evil" he might just be a prankster or a petty criminal who stole a packet of crisps from the local store
but... I'd imagine satan on a night out would be epic. I'd imagine being friends with satan can only be beneficial. Sure u'd go to hell but ur pals with the boss so he ain't gonna make u do shit so u basically have a holiday for an eternity
obviously ur not chillin in the torture bit, the same way u go to hawaii on holiday u go to the hilton and not to the local homeless shelter. I'd imagine after all the labour down there satan has a pretty sweet palace and a pretty awesome guest room