satan. Obviously
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Swiss. Fucking. Cheese.
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@VoiceofReason dafuq yu on
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its an in joke
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@👑JohnKnowsWhat'sUp👑 hey girl what's up😘
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If it was Satan or God I wouldn't know which to pick, but Jesus is cool. #TeamJesus
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@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 team satan all the way
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Wheres Team Buddah?!😐
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where is team atheist?
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#teamswisscheese
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Team Islam? Team Hindu? Team Hari Krishna? Team Moony? Team Scientology? Team Mormon? Team Jehovah's Witness?
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I just watched a South Park episode about Mormons and It was hilarious. I really hope that's not what Mormons actually believe in...
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🎶dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb🎶
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Given a choice besides agnostic, I would pick Satan. He seems more honest.
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@a person hell yea sista!
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Honest? Isn't he supposed to be all evil and deceiving and shit?
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@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 🎶smart smart smart smart smart smart smart🎶
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@VoiceofReason why you hatin on mah homie satan?
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#TeamJesus
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Jesus a 100% satan0%
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i dunno satan seems pretty banterful and a but of a lad. Jesus seems slightly up himself
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@🎩Llew🎩 Well Jesus has every right to 'cause he's fucking magical and the closest thing to perfect a person can ever be
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Ye i know but i'd rather be mates with satan than jesus because i imagine satan being a total lad and jesus being the prick in the corner not joining in
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although if jesus /was/ a lad he would be the ultimate lad. Imagine the lad points for turning water into alcohol!!
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Lol total lad
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bet u harry potter can't do that shit
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hahaha yeeeea I guess I know what you mean. Being friends with Jesus would suck because you'd look like a shit in comparison, and he'd never do anything fun and would judge you for shit. Whereas Satan would be like "yea man, let's get wasted" and have a crazy ass party. But then again, Satan would pressure you into doing bad shit you don't want to and that'd suck.
Hmph. They both kinda suck.
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but we think that because apparently satan is a bad guy. I personally, think he's just a misunderstood bloke who wants a friend.
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if u get into some shit with the cops, jesus would try and reason with the police officer but if u did something really bad he would let u go with the cops. With satan, no matter what crazy ass shit u do, he will bust u out of fuckin alcatraz if he has to
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XD I dunno man, I think you have the whole Satan thing wrong. He's supposed to be pure evil, not a "misunderstood bloke"
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why because the bible says so? Tge bible also says being gay is wrong and moses parted the red sea. I think it exaggerates a little. So instead of being "pure evil" he might just be a prankster or a petty criminal who stole a packet of crisps from the local store
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😂 okaaaaay
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im just sayin in the bible god kills more people than satan. So in my mind, i'd rather be with the guy with the least amount of notches under their belt
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Well yea, God vs. Satan I'd pick Satan, but Jesus is a loyal, determined, passionate, magical dude who would always give you good advice and is an amazing leader
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but... I'd imagine satan on a night out would be epic. I'd imagine being friends with satan can only be beneficial. Sure u'd go to hell but ur pals with the boss so he ain't gonna make u do shit so u basically have a holiday for an eternity
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a holiday for eternity surrounded by people being tortured, doesn't sound all the pleasant if you ask me
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obviously ur not chillin in the torture bit, the same way u go to hawaii on holiday u go to the hilton and not to the local homeless shelter. I'd imagine after all the labour down there satan has a pretty sweet palace and a pretty awesome guest room
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XD alright, fair enough
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just sayin, after billions of years he probably has a nice bachelor pad
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None of them team god or Allah
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@🎩Llew🎩 well whoever has the better buffet for guests would win me over
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